“I feel sorry for you boys,” I say, as we’re sitting at the dinner table chatting. I’ve just notice how huge Middle One’s feet have become recently and it's put me to wondering about the miracle of life. It feels like only yesterday that he was a tiny little baby.
"Why?" they ask.
“Because you’re never going to have the most amazing experience in the world,” I say.
“What’s that?” asks Middle One.
“Giving birth to another human being,” I say.
“Oh don’t worry Mum,” says Eldest, “it’s fine, we get to pee outside.”
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